He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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