I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
