BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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