i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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