There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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