fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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