Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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