you're like a bully in the Christmas story
are you so shy because you have an std?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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