well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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