awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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