YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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