But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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