Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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