38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I have feelings that need drinking.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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