He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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