We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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