I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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