He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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