I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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