Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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