When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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