Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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