You're completely useless in the revolution.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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