good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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