Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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