I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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