So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
