dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I need water and some morals
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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