heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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