Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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