Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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