I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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