On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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