Me. At least after what I've been through.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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