Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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