I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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