Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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