now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
