suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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