Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I love you. Go after that dick
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
