You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
