It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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