i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
there is glitter all over my balls
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