she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
This is my gift to your gina
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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