North Korea, Best Korea!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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