I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
We talked him into tasing himself.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Alive.
So much puke
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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