If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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