Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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