doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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