hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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