question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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