So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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