xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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