did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
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