Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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