The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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