I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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