I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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