whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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