he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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