so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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